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historic monsters CARTER THE UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE POST HISTORIC MONSTERS (RED/CLEAR VINYL)

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historic monsters CARTER THE UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE POST HISTORIC MONSTERS (RED/CLEAR VINYL)UPC: 840401701768 Label: CHRYSALIS Format: LP Release Date: August 23, 2024 In stock items ship within 48 hours Formed in 1987 by Fruitbat and Jim Bob, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine burst onto the scene with their signature style of punk pop infused with samples, drum machines, and social commentary. Hot on the heels of their No. 1 album 1992 The Love Album which propelled the band to pop stardom, Carter USM returned with Post Historic Monsters.

UPC: 840401701768
Label: CHRYSALIS
Format: LP
Release Date: August 23, 2024
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Formed in 1987 by Fruitbat and Jim Bob, Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine burst onto the scene with their signature style of punk-pop infused with samples, drum machines, and social commentary.Hot on the heels of their No. 1 album 1992 The Love Album which propelled the band to pop stardom, Carter USM returned with Post Historic Monsters. To move away from the sound they had become known for, the band explored new musical styles with Jim Bob beginning to write more personal lyrics. The results were met with critical acclaim, and the album climbed to No. 5 on the UK album charts.This expanded edition features the complete album across three sides of vinyl, plus a selection of bonus tracks on side four including the single Glam Rock Cops along with B-sides and alternate mixes. Newly remastered by Phil Kinrade at AIR Mastering and pressed on 180g translucent red (LP1) and clear (LP2) vinyl, housed in a gatefold sleeve with poly-lined inner bags.Whilst Carter USM are no longer active, Jim Bob has recently announced his latest book Where Songs Come From The Lyrics and Origin Stories of 150 Solo and Carter USM Songs due for release in autumn 2024, and Les Fruitbat Carter will be touring the UK across 2024 with his group Abdoujaparov.

TRACK LIST:

1. 2 Million Years B.C
2. The Music That Nobody Likes
3. Mid Day Crisis
4. Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen
5. Stuff the Jubilee!
6. A Bachelor for Baden Powell
7. Spoilsports Personality of the Year
8. Suicide Isnt Painless
9. Being Here 
10. Evil 
11. Sing Fat Lady Sing 
12. Travis 
13. Lean on Me I Wont Fall Over 
14. Lenny and Terence 
15. Under the Thumb and Over the Moon 
16. Glam Rock Cops 
17. Hit 
18. Always the Bridesmaid Never the Bride 
19. Here Song 
20. Commercial Fucking Suicide (Part 1) 
21. Stuff the Jubilee (1977)
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Great shoes, came with box. Brand new, true to size 11 US ! :) in my country they cost 270 USD so, really nice and very comfortable shoe considering i have plantar fasciitis. 3 month update: They get wrinkles pretty fast in just a few weeks due to the material, it’s not noticeable to others at all, but it’s worth keeping this in mind when buying this particular model.
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