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always keep me moist plant pot Funny Succulent PotsThese funny succulent pots make excellent housewarming and birthday gifts for all those in your life. The mini white ceramic pots have a drainage hole and come with a bamboo tray to catch excess water. Fits perfectly on most windowsills and looks great on your desk! Best used as an indoor planter. Plants not included. SIZE: 2. 17 inches high, 3. 15 inches wide. Bamboo tray 3. 35 inches wide, . 39 inches high. PLEASE NOTE: We hand design and print each
These funny succulent pots make excellent housewarming and birthday gifts for all those in your life. The mini white ceramic pots have a drainage hole and come with a bamboo tray to catch excess water. Fits perfectly on most windowsills and looks great on your desk! Best used as an indoor planter. Plants not included.SIZE: 2.17 inches high, 3.15 inches wide. Bamboo tray 3.35 inches wide, .39 inches high.
PLEASE NOTE: We hand design and print each item to order, so keep in mind the size and/or placement of your design may be slightly different than pictured.
DESIGNS AVAILABLE:
• I Wet My Plants
• I Soiled Myself
• I'm A Succa For You
• What The Fucculent
• Don't Be A Prick
• Not Dead Yet Succa
• I Will Survive
• Grow Dammit
• Oh For Fuccs Sake
• Please Don't Die
• What Up Succa?
• Thirsty AF
• Me So Thorny
• Rooting For You!
• Succ It
• Needy Bitch
• Thirsty Bitch
• Prickly Bitch
• I Need A Drink
• Pay Attention To Me!
• Lookin' Sharp
• Pretty Fly For A Cacti
• Leaf Me Alone
• You Grow Girl
• Emotional Support Plant
• Crazy Plant Lady
• Thirst Trap
• I'm a Succa for Succulents
• I Be-Leaf In You
• Life Succs
• Life Succs, Buy a Plant
• Not A Hugger
• Can't Touch This
• Talk Dirty To Me
• Give Me The Dirt
• Best Buds
• Plant One On Me
• Bloom There It Is
If you'd like a custom design, please contact us before purchasing.
MATERIALS:
Ceramic Pot, Bamboo Tray, Premium Waterproof Vinyl
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Hand wash with non-abrasive sponge
• Do not place in dishwasher
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★★★★★ 5
oh wow
Format: Kindle
I just knew there was something about Cooper! I’m wondering if he’s about to be included but damn I’m glad he’s at least not a rapist and creepy guy, he just got called on assignment and had to go! This should be interesting! She’s gonna run and then what’s his face is gonna grab her. I’m worried! Wow that was a great book and cliffhanger! Loving this!
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Reviewed in the United States on December 27, 2025
★★★★★ 5
ABSOLUTELY A MUST for Omegaverse Girls!!!
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE Jillian West and her books!!! I’m so happy I already bought book two and now I have to buy the others for the Assurance Security series!!
Not gonna lie Val kind of annoyed me at the beginning but she grew on me!! Her men are chef’s kisses!!! Holt annoys me some but I can let it slide. I already bought part two so I’m going to be reading that in between work phone calls!!!! DON’T TELL MY BOSS 😂😂😂😂
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Reviewed in the United States on September 30, 2025
★★★★★ 4
Baby bumps and bodyguards
Format: Kindle
Dark, emotional, and unexpectedly tender, Not Ready is an omegaverse romance that delivers found family feels, fierce protectiveness, and a very pregnant heroine who refuses to break. Vale’s on the run from a stalker, but lands in the arms of three private security alphas, cue the swoony tension, fake marriage twist, and slow-burn heat.
It’s a little gritty, a little soft, and a whole lot addictive. If you love protective alphas, high stakes, and heroines with quiet strength, this one’s a must-read.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 18, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Strong Omegaverse Comfort and a Attention Grabbing Plot
Format: Kindle
Jillian West never misses when it comes to Omegaverse, and Not Ready is no exception. This story was the perfect blend of cozy comfort and emotional depth while still delivering a strong plot.
Vale is such a powerful heroine, she is strong, capable, and determined but I love that she still allows her pack to love and take care of her. It’s that balance of independence and vulnerability that makes her so relatable.
The relationship dynamics were amazing: Bishop is steadfast and completely head over heels, Mercy is skeptical but protective in his own way, and Holt is the hesitant one whose slow fall is so satisfying to watch unfold.
The romance hits that sweet spot between insta-love and cautious build, keeping me hooked the entire way through. And that ending. Oh my god, the cliffhanger! I need the next book in this duet immediately.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Interesting
Format: Kindle
So I will say I enjoyed the story, for sure had its moments where it dragged but it was a great story. I really liked that omegas picked their alphas/make the pack. Normally the Alphas make it and the omega fits in with them which is great but I enjoyed this new version where all the power basically went to the omega. It was a nice change of pace. I can admit some of the weird bedroom stuff with her being pregnant was odd, it’s really not hard to do stuff when pregnant (I know I’ve had two and it’s normal and even encouraged at the end especially if you want the baby out). But I like the story as a whole and will read the second, I do hope the next one isn’t dragged bc it stopped being action or tense after she met her alphas and I don’t think it was brought up or properly done when they tried to do it. More sweet after she left.
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Reviewed in the United States on November 11, 2024